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Post by Bittenbymonk on Dec 4, 2008 18:43:38 GMT -5
1) Who is the best Bring Back The Top Drawer thread poster and why?! there is no space on my wall for such a thing.
2) How many ex Top Drawer posters does it take to change a light bulb?! 2, but how you get em in there is beyond me.
3) Where do you keep your underwear now the Top Drawer is closed?! erm. erm. erm.
4) Have I tolds you lately that I loves you?! no. you're always out late nights and coming back smelling of cheap whiskey and shame.
And in the event of a tie, the tie break question is:
What did man find out when the world was new?! *spits*
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Lescarfe
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Post by Lescarfe on Dec 4, 2008 22:55:43 GMT -5
1) Who is the best Bring Back The Top Drawer thread poster and why?! You hav to ask?! fer nad fackin sake... Jesus, who needs this shit?!
2) How many ex Top Drawer posters does it take to change a light bulb?! who needs a fackin light bulb?! We got enough flamers, sheethead.
3) Where do you keep your underwear now the Top Drawer is closed?! Where I always kept em dickweasel -- round my fackin ankles, eh?! eh?!
4) Have I tolds you lately that I loves you?! Cum to think of it...no. My mutha warned me about you crudsucker - did I frickin listen?! Did I feck. Fack it all.
What did man find out when the world was new?! Found out it was too fackin hot yes?! Just like the muthafuggin Top Drawer yes?! amirite?!
I win or you can suck my scudfunnel.
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Post by Seventy2 on Dec 4, 2008 23:12:53 GMT -5
that's almost creepy enough to make me believe...
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Post by bocaj on Dec 5, 2008 17:09:21 GMT -5
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Post by Seventy2 on Dec 7, 2008 1:50:15 GMT -5
i want 13 screw drivers, and i want 3 jack and cokes.....and then...and then i want two hotdogs...maybe they'll help me sober up.
hey barkeep. i need a ride to work in 3 hours...can you help me out?!?!?!?!?!
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Post by Arashi on Dec 7, 2008 4:21:05 GMT -5
I think Seventy2's had enough to drink for tonight. I'd drive him home, but he lives kind of thousands of miles away...
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Post by Bittenbymonk on Dec 7, 2008 13:46:21 GMT -5
I tried a 'Jager Bomb' last night. well it was more like 8 jager bombs, but yeah. shazam.
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KomradeDave
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Post by KomradeDave on Dec 7, 2008 22:23:26 GMT -5
...comes simutaneously.
or together.
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Post by KomradeDave on Dec 12, 2008 0:18:33 GMT -5
This bar is now much more confusing.
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Post by pitface on Dec 12, 2008 0:25:40 GMT -5
i want 13 screw drivers, and i want 3 jack and cokes.....and then...and then i want two hotdogs...maybe they'll help me sober up. hey barkeep. i need a ride to work in 3 hours...can you help me out?!?!?!?!?! yeah, Irons said he'd give ya a piggy back ride, and if he cant, then Bitten's next in the stable.
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Post by Hippie Van on Dec 12, 2008 17:48:45 GMT -5
Well I can take you in the van, but your work might not like you showing up in that...you might smell of...things...
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Post by bocaj on Dec 13, 2008 13:26:34 GMT -5
Well I can take you in the van, but your work might not like you showing up in that...you might smell of...things... I BAT YUO WOLD SMEL OF POOPY!!!
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Post by Seventy2 on Dec 13, 2008 15:58:50 GMT -5
i dont like smelling of poopy. no more worky for me!
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KomradeDave
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Post by KomradeDave on Dec 13, 2008 18:43:56 GMT -5
That's why you should always keep a can of body spray on you. I'd give you a lift, but I was in no way designated to be the driver.
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warefish
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Post by warefish on Jan 12, 2009 19:09:50 GMT -5
I'll have an appletini.
Easy on the tini.
(who can guess where that's from?!)
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