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Post by Seventy2 on Nov 28, 2008 21:55:36 GMT -5
BAKWARD TAT SAYS MAYDAY!!! LIK DAT SUNG BAI DAH FLAWBATS!!! Put your hands up, and i'll conquer you.
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Post by Arashi on Nov 29, 2008 19:46:57 GMT -5
Mr Arashi is quite right sir: it has come to our attention that there are certain elements on this forum who require...discipline. Some of us have expressed the view that you may not be, how shall we say, up to the job sir. I know you won't let us down, Mr Seventy2: TALK ABOUT A WIDE, HEAVY FLOW!! AM I RIGHT?!?!?! Heavy red flow?! Put that on some rocks, gimme a double.
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Post by Arashi on Nov 29, 2008 19:47:34 GMT -5
I like this one.
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Post by Hippie Van on Nov 30, 2008 20:34:59 GMT -5
No more scary things in our lovely bar!
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Post by Arashi on Nov 30, 2008 22:12:48 GMT -5
Is that what people see when they're inebriated?!
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KomradeDave
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Post by KomradeDave on Nov 30, 2008 23:56:29 GMT -5
No my good man. Inebriation is what makes all that go away.
Jameson, neat please.
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Post by Arashi on Dec 1, 2008 5:45:32 GMT -5
I like the guy with the little hat. He looks downright cheery. If I could, I would shake his hand. I'll bet that he has a fine handshake. Golly, I'll bet he does!
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Post by Seventy2 on Dec 1, 2008 8:02:10 GMT -5
i gotta go to work....
i need a guiness
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Post by Arashi on Dec 1, 2008 16:42:22 GMT -5
That was mighty commendable of you, Ironscarfs. To that alone, we should drink. *sips some cream soda* also, yay! The Who!
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Post by Seventy2 on Dec 3, 2008 12:22:37 GMT -5
1) Who is the best Bring Back The Top Drawer thread poster and why?! Renga, he's the only BBTTD thread poster.
2) How many ex Top Drawer posters does it take to change a light bulb?! 5, one to change it, and 4 to tell him a funny joke while he does.
3) Where do you keep your underwear now the Top Drawer is closed?! i keep the one pair i have in my pants.
4) Have I tolds you lately that I loves you?! have i told you there's no one else above you?! cause that would be a lie.
What did man find out when the world was new?! found that it'd all be old soon.
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Post by bocaj on Dec 3, 2008 19:37:10 GMT -5
1) Who is the best Bring Back The Top Drawer thread poster and why?!
YOU'rE MoTHER, YA FILTE KUNT!! 2) How many ex Top Drawer posters does it take to change a light bulb?!FUKIN RETAD! CUNTIN IS FAR QUERS!! 3) Where do you keep your underwear now the Top Drawer is closed?!WAT THE HEL IS UNDERwARE?! 4) Have I tolds you lately that I loves you?!FAGOOT!! What did man find out when the world was new?!GETT HE HEL WAWY FR+OM ME YU FAT PIGLKETBASTARD!!
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Post by bocaj on Dec 3, 2008 20:19:45 GMT -5
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Post by Arashi on Dec 3, 2008 22:07:08 GMT -5
Interesting approach, BocaJ. Posting as an abominable hybrid of Lefarce and Skullbie, flatulent fumes eminating from every unnatural orifice unknown to man. Quite the cumpetitor. *snicker snicker* 1) Who is the best Bring Back The Top Drawer thread poster and why?!Custard. He knew it would never happen so he never did it but if he did, he would have some witty way of word and meaning manipulation that no one would find funny except for me. Also, he used to make me delicious custard. 2) How many ex Top Drawer posters does it take to change a light bulb?!Thirty-eight. Lefarce to break it, Ozone to fix it, Zero to cause drama, three alts to supply the true humor of the TD (two of them belonging to Eirikr), eight other people posting nonsense, and about two dozen lurkers. 3) Where do you keep your underwear now the Top Drawer is closed?!On my head. 4) Have I tolds you lately that I loves you?!Wanna fight about it?! What did man find out when the world was new?!That woman had already destroyed it?! ?!?!?!
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Post by KomradeDave on Dec 4, 2008 1:14:23 GMT -5
1) Who is the best Bring Back The Top Drawer thread poster and why?! Throw a chimp behind a laptop, give him some wireless, you'll find out right quick.
2) How many ex Top Drawer posters does it take to change a light bulb?! It takes an infinite cycle. As one tries to change the bulb, everyone pitches stones at it until it shatters. This continues repeatedly, because all TD problems are unsolvable though TD's own efforts, and that's why we can't have nice things.
3) Where do you keep your underwear now the Top Drawer is closed?! Underwear is for females and the gays.
4) Have I tolds you lately that I loves you?! I don't believe so, but we had an interesting conversation about faggots. Were you trying to tell me then?!
And in the event of a tie, the tie break question is:
What did man find out when the world was new?! The warranty was only for the first 1000 miles
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Post by pitface on Dec 4, 2008 18:36:36 GMT -5
1.] everyone. you see, after so long the TD collective has become just one big consciousness. it now soley exists to be noticed and glorified, and if it's demands are not met, will soon collapse in on itself. that's how MY ego works anyways.
2.] 1 to get a chair, another to get a lightbulb and another to screw it in. the 5 whole other people just get bored and watch porn somewhere.
3.]nope! Commando,son.
4.] that's not what yer mom called it.
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