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Post by Harkovast on Nov 19, 2008 8:08:09 GMT -5
There's a reason all the text in Harkovast is added in on a computer afterwards. "I CAN BARELY HOLD A PENCIL!"
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Post by bocaj on Nov 23, 2008 16:14:35 GMT -5
I hate Hitler.
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OH, JUST KIDDING!!!
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Post by Harkovast on Nov 25, 2008 11:49:38 GMT -5
Did hitler write a web comic?! "MEIN CAMP ONLINE?!"
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Post by bocaj on Nov 27, 2008 17:27:38 GMT -5
Did hitler write a web comic?! "MEIN CAMP ONLINE?!" ...I wish Hitler wrote a webcomic...
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Post by Harkovast on Nov 27, 2008 19:31:46 GMT -5
Ah but remember- (tune to land of hope and glory) Land of soap and water, Hitler's having a bath. Churchill's looking through the keyhole, Having a jolly good laugh Be..e..e..e..cause... (to the tune of The Colonel Bogey March) Hitler has only got one ball, Göring has two but very small, Himmler is somewhat sim'lar, But Goebbels has no balls at all. I thank you. Here is a link to further discussion on the topic of nazi genitals- en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitler_Has_Only_Got_One_Ball "THE WEB COMIC WRITES ITSELF!"
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Post by Harkovast on Nov 28, 2008 11:09:41 GMT -5
Oh no, rumbled! Though frankly, the way all the words are spelled in Harkovast was a big clue! "GOOD SHOW, OLD BEAN!"
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Post by Harkovast on Nov 29, 2008 18:15:42 GMT -5
I'm in South Yorkshire (ee-by-gum! It's grim up north get thee sen down tha pit! etc). The great thing about Yorkshire is that, as we all know form the movies, the mines are always closing, putting us all out of work every couple of weeks. So then we all go and learn new comedy jobs, like male strippers, ballerinas, poets or some other ridiculous profession. I met my wife over the internet (how modern!) and I lived there for a couple of years and then we all relocated over here. Yes we met before I moved and yes I had spoken to her on the phone and on web cam long before we met (sorry to ruin the magic). It was while I was coming back across the Atlantic that I fell in to a portal into a strange parallel world full of talking medieval animal people. It was so exciting I decided to write my adventures down in a web comic. "IT WAS REET GRAND!"
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Post by Harkovast on Nov 29, 2008 19:14:26 GMT -5
Ooops, the "there" that I lived in for two years was meant to be America, not the inter net, as it appears to read. "I am not Freakazoid!"
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Post by Harkovast on Nov 29, 2008 20:00:51 GMT -5
I'm not completely evil! She did not live in california, florida or indeed Disneyland. I rescued her from Utah Utah is basically a stretch of desert, a bit to the west of center, containing nothing of any great importance or interest. It's only note worthy quality is that it is almost entirely controlled by the mormon church, meaning no drinking, smoking or bad language to be found. But they do have lots and lots of people trying to convert you. Last time he was on the ballot, 75% of the people in this state voted for Bush, the highest margin of any state in the Union, so that should give you a concept of what people there are all about. Grim as it may be up north (where we worship fire and chase away iron, horseless chariots with our spears), I still think it is a step up compared to Utah. Any Utah people on the forum want to argue it with me though, I'm happy to trade nationalist slurs! "WARM BEER 4 EVER!"
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Post by Harkovast on Nov 29, 2008 20:19:47 GMT -5
Mind you, there was a really great burger place just down the road from where I lived and I am probably mainly bitter because my in laws were less then friendly so I have bad associations. "PEACE BETWEEN UTAH AND YORKSHIRE!"
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Post by Bittenbymonk on Nov 29, 2008 21:11:48 GMT -5
you're remarkably close to where I am, mr Harkovast. traditionally, being from Lancashire, I would have to despise yorkshirians out of some kind of futile spite, but as long as you get your fair share of the cold, rain and genreal feeling of being damp wherever you are, then my feelings are netral.
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Post by Harkovast on Nov 30, 2008 9:01:49 GMT -5
In yorkshire we don't like the following groups- People from the south- Stuck up ponces. People from lancashire- Ancient rivals and sworn enemies. People from scotland, wales or ireland- Savage barbarians. People from other countries- evil foriegners. People from yorkshire- Much too hateful. Other then that, we get on with everyone. "FEEL THE LOVE OR DIE!"
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Post by Hippie Van on Nov 30, 2008 20:47:05 GMT -5
I hate ALL of you because none of you have to live in Winnipeg(which means you're not allowed to complain about the weather unless you live in Antarctica or something).
Just kidding. Love you all. Now who will take me in so I don't have to live in an igloo anymore?!
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Post by Harkovast on Nov 30, 2008 20:48:09 GMT -5
My wife used to live in alaska, so she will have to come and complain at you. "BRASS MONKEYS!"
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Post by KomradeDave on Dec 2, 2008 22:16:33 GMT -5
I lived in a small town in the mountains of Colorado, at 9812 ft, with little 02 and winter temps in the -25, on warm days. And there's 6 ft of snow from Sept to Apr. And I had to walk 30 miles to school every day. Uphill. Boths ways. But that's only half true. Where in Utah is the wife from Harkovast?! And to keep the thread on topic: Author characters raise my ire. It annoys the crap out of me. Either they are worthless uses of space, using a comic page for a blog post, or the author uses it for a Star Trek style exposition, where their storytelling has failed and they have explain plot points in order to continue. Fillers annoy me to an extent. Not that much, depending on the filler. I've thrown up a few in my day, they were all drawings that either didn't work for a panel I was doing, or were charcter sketches done before the comic started. One thing that annoys me about my own comics (GuGu and the work in progress, Retardo and the Crayon of Power) is that i have multiple pages done, and currently no way to get them onto the internet. The only scanner I have access to is hooked up to a classified computer network, so I can't use regular internet or media storage devices with that scanner. "I HAVE QUITE BRIEFLY BORROWED YOUR SHOUTING DEVICE!"
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