How do you want to die?!

[Hippie Van]

Personally, I want to die in some kind of freak accident. Like something where a piano falls on me or I'm attacked by a dog that some wag has lit the tail of and I'm running through the city on fire and everyone can hear my horrible shrieks and see me slowly melt and burn away.
Or peacefully in my sleep. Whatever.

So, what would be your preferred way of dying?!

[Arashi]

Perhaps in a giant cheesecake. I guess I could drown in one.

[Hippie Van]

That would definitely be a pleasant way to die.

[flapjack1995]

I wanna die a hero! Like in Gladiator. I wanna be a legend. But really, I'd rather be immortal. As long as I had my DS I'd be fine. I could play Sonic Rush forever.

[Arashi]

I would love to remain untouched by age, to develop and mature, yet remain in a petrified state with a physical torpidness of time. But to be able to die conventionally otherwise. On second thought, as long as I wasn't maimed, paralyzed, or put into any infirmed state, being hit by a truck, falling from a great distance, or other means of death might be kind of fun. I don't know about being eaten, diced, smashed, drowned, or writhed to death, though. Even if you survived those, it might be incredibly unpleasant.

[Hippie Van]

I wouldn't mind drowning. It would be unpleasant, but also beautiful in a way. I wouldn't want my body to be found though, because that would be just plain gross.

[Stain]

Beaten to death by little girls. In a girls' locker room. In middle school.

[Harkovast]

I die trapped in the center of a massive football stadium, where one team are crocodiles, the other lions, with an audience made up of mutant wolves with lasers in their eyes and cyborg gorillas with chainsaw hands.
When the referee blows his whistle, a volcano erupts directly under me at just the same moment that an asteroid strikes the earth, a tidal wave hits the stadium, a nuclear missile strikes me and an alien mother ship's death ray, fired many centuries ago (spending that time crossing the vastness of the space to reach me) hits me.
At this point I will already have been dead for about three minutes though, due to a heart attack brought on by an unhealthy life style where I did not get enough exercise, spending all my time writing nonsense on internet forums.

"IF YA GOTTA GO, GO WITH STYLE!"

[Hippie Van]

Hey, you can't hog ALL the cool ways to die!

I've actually been thinkin lately that I might like to die in a completely ridiculous way, like having a giant chocolate chip muffin dropped on my head or being attacked by a hippo.

[Arashi]

I know how most of you are going to die, but I won't say. I'll let you be surprised.

s'mores... >,>

[Hippie Van]

Tee hee hee. I've been collecting kindling for the fire. ;D

[Willicus]

I would post the video from Monty Python's Meaning of Life where the man is chased of a cliff by a group of naked women, but I have the feeling it might be somewhat inappropriate.

[Arashi]

I remember that. That sounds ideal except replace the naked women with giant, living cookies and make there be a giant banana cream pie at the bottom of the cliff to break my fall. Then let me die in happy old age.

[Hippie Van]

;D There can be blueberry muffins in that one too, right?! And ice cream?!

[jam]

i don't like to die on the very tragic way..
i want to die when simple i was sleeping, no harm or something bad happen to me...
because i don't want to feel pain and hardship when i am dying..
i just want it like just one click and i'll be dead, but only if it is my time to die..! ;D